Obv, I hadn't read Simon's list when I produced mine in splendid isolation in Wales. (Good job I forgot to include my 'Most Pointless' category - unopposed winner: Goldie Lookin Chain. Comedy rap in 2004. Why? - or we'd have been almost TOTALLY at loggerheads.)
But I have to say, and it'll be no surprise to any of ya - this question in respect of Skinner - 'is he staying in cos he’s in love with the girl or the weed?' - neatly sums up why I loathe The Streets. Imagine the state of abjection you would have to be in to EVEN CONSIDER prefering weed to a woman. I suppose that's what it is to be a lad, though. :-)